[Colonel 32dll]

Great D.R. song, thanks!

[rcale]

Thank you for the tunes but especially for the Amy Winehouse song.

[Dangus]

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[Nunchuck]

 

 

Hey there Rockers,

Tuesday has finally returned to the Funhouse!!! We are back with Ladies Month Week 3! The first two have been awesome and this one is another great release. I’m not going to talk, because we’re gonna rock!!! :rock: :rock:

 

 

Tina Turner – What’s Love Got to Do With It

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/whats-love-got-to-do-w-r20434

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!aJ0kmQqS!7-YP9I189tNRxC1ec9NgWDLMu_i1aax2ybJrPJY_dnY

 

Melissa Etheridge – I’m the Only One

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/im-the-only-one-r20433

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!PAEjiAAT!N4FAVaRPBOPMRwYrHpj1gWuJNUdxfPahEbVlwAqyqkM

 

Elle King – Under the Influence

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/under-the-influence-r20432

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!eFMgwYiD!_157EZBY5h1uuyvx83XN45ou2l3O2ds7EkVZxuD-yV8

 

 

Release Notes

What’s Love Got to Do With It – This super recognizable song won 3 Grammy Awards: Record of the Year, Song of the Year, and Best Female Pop Vocal Performance. It was a #1 Billboard hit in the US. The wait is over we can finally rock out this classic track. It was worth the wait as this song is so fun to play!!

 

 

 

I’m the Only One – This song is the most well-known song of Melissa Etheridge’s career. It was a #8 on the Hot 100 Billboard chart and #1 on the Adult Contemporary chart. This fun track will be a huge hit at all your RB parties!

 

 

 

Under the Influence – Elle King is the new kid as far as the ladies this month. She had a big hit with Ex’s and Oh’s, which was a playable DLC track for RB4. Elle is the daughter of actor Rob Schneider, but there is nothing funny about her talent. This is a great song, I assure you!!! Trust me it is very good!! Check it out for yourself…

 

 

 

We will return next week with

RockFight: CatFight! CatFight! CatFight!

 

Voting ends Tomorrow at 8am EST

 

Voting closed

 

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

[MidnightRambler67]

YESSS !!!!!

 

Many many thanks…… especially for Ms Turner

Can’t wait to play them

[Funk Meister Freud]

Yet another great tribute to the fairer sex.

Really?…..we’re already into week three of Ladies Month?…..I’m not ready for it to end so soon!

 

(I’m in agreement with MidniteRambler67, can’t wait to get my hands on Ms. Turner’s number! Wow, what a phenomenal song!)

Thanks as always, mateys!! ” src=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/default_SA_biggrin.gif” />

[Housequake]

Great song picks! Can’t wait to play and “try” to sing all 3 of these!

 

Thanks guys!

[Nunchuck]

 

Welcome Rockers, Peeps and Rock Band Freaks

 

The show begins with the big screen. First, there is only static, then we see Sheryl Crow holding a candle. Alanis Morissette and Shakira flank her, both also holding candles. There is a quiet moment. The screen distorts, we see the three ladies now all with painted faces. An X on the forehead and stark white faces. They are all wearing long black robes.

 

Sheryl Crow speaks!!
SC – “Rihanna, Ke$ha and Ivy Levan crossed a line. They marked us. Painted us like we were some helpless victims. You made a big mistake! Now, we will invoke our bitchcraft on you. We came here to give women power, you made us come to this. We will use any power we have to make sure you pay for this. You won’t embarrass us, we are all women, we have the numbers. Tonight, you bitches go down!!”
Sheryl Crow drops the mic and the screen returns to static.
The light come up and we see a packed house. Standing in the center of the ring is Commissioner Sam J. Glarms. He has a mic, we will go to him now.
SJG – “We recently saw a vicious attack on the Team of Sheryl Crow, Shakira and Alanis Morissette by Rihanna, Ke$ha and Ivy Levan. On a day we were here to celebrate women, we saw the ugly side of the competition. In light of that attack, tonight’s match will be an elimination match with no disqualification. The winning team will be declared after a team eliminates all three members of the other team. These eliminations will be pinfall, submission or knockout only and they can occur anywhere in the arena. No count-outs and no DQs! We will see a winner in the end no matter where the fall takes place!!”
The crowd cheers loudly. They start to chant already as they stomp and clap rhythmically…
This is awesome!!!
This is awesome!!!
This is awesome!!!

 

 

As the cameras pan around the arena, we see a packed crowd. We see some celebrities in attendance. We see Adele seated in the front row next to Elle King. From the sports world, we see Olympic Gold Medalist Chloe Kim. Jennifer Lawrence is also in the house. There is a small meeting at the officials table. Officials Bob-Wayne Zim, Dom Epietro and SC Smith are going over the rules with referee Bobby Light while ring announcer Towelie Buffer looks on. At this point, Towelie Buffer enters the ring and takes the mic.

TB – “Welcome Rockers, Peeps and Rock Band Freaks. Tonight’s main event is a falls count anywhere tag team elimination match with no disqualifications. To ensure every fall, submission attempt or knock out is properly called, the Sygenysis 9000 will have the arena covered no matter where the fight goes! The big screen will have split screen so all the action is there, if needed. Without further ado, let me introduce to you our first team. Teaming for the first time ever Rihanna Ke$ha and Ivy Levan!!!”

 

We see the curtain open. A long red carpet is unrolled down the ramp. We now see the three standing in a bank of fog. We see the flash as Ivy Levan snaps a selfie of the three. They make their way slowly down the aisle to a unreceptive crowd. The ladies heel it up. They flip off the crowd and hold their noses in the air. The crowd responds with a stomp , clap and chant…
You are crackwhores!!!
You are crackwhores!!!
You are crackwhores!!!

 

 

This is met with more middle fingers and obscene gestures from the team of Rihanna, Ke$ha and Ivy Levan. They get in the ring and continue to taunt the crowd. Rihanna has a mic.
R – “You people aren’t fit to lick our boots! You filthy rednecks have no idea what a bad ass woman is! We are gonna smash these bitches. Bitchcraft, my ass. Bitches, we’re craftier than will ever be. We are young! We are strong! We will show you little people!!!”

 

There is a loud bang of pyro and flames erupt all over the stage. The team of Rihanna, Ke$ha and Ivy Levan are ready. Only the ring and the stage are lit. Suddenly from behind, Sheryl Crow, Alanis Morissette and Shakira attack. Alanis throws Rihanna over the top rope to the floor. Shakira throws Ke$ha right out on top of Rihanna. The two bang together hard and both are down.

 

We go to Gordon Carray and “The Funk Master” Floyd Cooper on commentary.

GC – “Ivy Levan begs off into the corner. All three of the members of the good girl team attack Ivy. They stomp her. Alanis lifts her in the air, as Shakira goes to the top turnbuckle. Alanis slams Ivy down hard, Sheryl Crow drops an elbow on her and Shakira leaps from the top with a leg-drop. Shakira goes for the cover. Rihanna and Ke$ha try to make the save but Alanis and Sheryl Crow stop them. 1, 2, 3. She got her!!!”

 

Towelie Buffer announces “Ivy levan has been eliminated by pinfall at 33 seconds!”

 

Spindoctor and Dr. Housequake MD help Ivy Levan out of the ring and to the back.

 

FM – “We have the best medical staff anywhere here at the RockFight Arena. We will get an update soon on Ivy Levan’s condition.”
Meanwhile, the the remaining fighters square off in the ring. It is now 3 against 2.

GC – “After a crazy start it looks as though the teams have slowed it down. Rihanna and Ke$ha slide out of the ring and talk on the floor. Rihanna grabs a steel chair and jumps into the ring. All three of her opponents step back. Rihanna swings wildly and Shakira jumps out of the ring, followed by Alanis. As Sheryl tries to get out, Ke$ha sprays paint in her face. Crow can’t see. Rihanna winds up with the chair and Good Night, Miss Crow! She is down.”
Referee Bobby Light wave her out and calls for the bell.

 

Towelie Buffer announces “Sheryl Crow has been eliminated at 2:47 by Knock Out!!”

 

GC – ” It looks as though we are all back to even. The team captain is a tough loss for the good girls team. Our medical staff is helping Sheryl from the ring. She looks to be coming to; leaving under her own power.”

The crowd goes wild!!!

 

GC – “Immediately, Rihanna and Ke$ha attack Alanis and Shakira. Ke$ha throws Shakira over the top rope to the floor and follows her out. Alanis and Rihanna trade punches in the ring, until Rihanna thumbs Alanis in the eye. Rihanna goes to work with the kicks and stomps on a down Alanis. Ke$ha has now thrown Shakira over the barricade into the crowd. They fight their way to the front corner of the arena, where the snack bar is. Back in the ring, Rihanna is working over the arm of Alanis. Rihanna twists away at the damaged appendage. The referee asks Alanis if she quits, she says no, as Rihanna twists away even more at the arm. At the snack bar, Ke$ha slams Shakira into the popcorn machine. Ke$ha grabs a beer and chugs it down sloppily. She grabs another and hits Shakira with it. Shakira slams Ke$ha’s face into the wall and then stuffs her head in the cotton candy machine. Shakira swirls her head in the machine and when she pulls her head out, she is wrapped on the sticky cotton candy. Ke$ha can’t see and Shakira clotheslines her onto the merch table, punches her several times, then goes out the door between the snack bar and the merch table. Back in the ring, Rihanna is still working over the arm. She sees on the big screen that Ke$ha needs help. Rihanna jumps from the ring and heads to the snack bar area. Alanis follows holding arm, she is in obvious pain. We see Shakira now. She is standing at the railing of the balcony over the merch stand. Rihanna doesn’t see her and has arrived at the merch table. She tries to help Ke$ha, but Alanis grabs her by the hair. Shakira is now perched atop the railing of the balcony. Shakira dives from the balcony, Rihanna snaps Alanis over onto the merch table knocking Ke$ha off. Shakira flies from more than 20 feet in the air. She crashes hard onto her own partner, causing the table to crush and rolls off with possibly broken ribs. Rihanna makes a quick cover on Alanis. Bobby Light counts 1,2,3. That is it for Alanis Morissette.”
Our first fecal chant of the night erupts…
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!

 

 

Towelie Buffer announces ” At 16:42, Alanis Morissette is eliminated by pinfall!!”

 

FM -“Medical staff helps Alanis as Rihanna helps Ke$ha back to the ring. The medical team is checking over Shakira for broken ribs. The staff is now taping the ribs of Shakira so she can continue.”
GC -“In the ring, Rihanna has got Ke$ha back to upright and wiped all the cotton candy off her face. Shakira is being helped back to the ring. Rihanna interrupts and attacks Shakira. Rihanna throws Shakira into the barricade. Those ribs can’t take much more of that kind of abuse. Rihanna grabs Shakira by the hair and throws her back into the ring. Ke$ha and Rihanna stomp away at Shakira. Ke$ha has the spray paint again. Rihanna has a mic again.
R – “I told ya all this was gonna happen! We are the baddest bitches in the whole world. Nobody can stand up to us!”

 

 

“Excuse me, bitch?” can be heard over the house PA. Rihanna looks to the stage.

It is Christina Aguilera!!! The crowd goes wild!!!
CA – “What was that? Would you care to repeat that?”
R – “You think you’re tough? Listen little girl, you better close that mouth before I shut it for you!”
CA – “We ain’t scared of you bitches!!”
R – “We, what you got a mouse in your pocket?”
CA – “I said we!! Meaning me Pink, Lil’ Kim and Mya!!”
Ke$ha now has a mic too.
K – “You bitches want some???” Come and get it!!!”

 

Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lil’ Kim and Mya come in through the crowd and surround the ring on all four sides.
The crowd is at it again…
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!

 

GC – “Shakira grabs both Rihanna and Ke$ha and rolls them both up at once during the distraction. Bobby Light with the count on both fighters… 1,2,3!!! It looks like Shakira has pinned both Rihanna and Ke$ha!! Ke$ha and Rihanna fume over the loss, arguing with Bobby Light. Sygenysis 9000 shows the slow motion replay of the pinfall. Indeed they were both down for the three count!!”

Towelie Buffer announces ” At 25:58, Rihanna and Ke$ha are eliminated by pinfall. Our winner is the team of Sheryl Crow, Shakira and Alanis Morissette!!!”

 

 

**Winner at 25:58 — when Shakira pinned Rihanna and Ke$ha simultaneously with a roll up pin– The Team Of Shakira, Alanis Morissette and Sheryl Crow.**

 

 

Christina, Pink, Lil’ Kim and Mya join Shakira in the ring to celebrate. Alanis and Sheryl Crow come down to the ring to join the party. It is High fives and hugs all around. Ke$ha and Rihanna slink off into the back.

 

GC – “Thank you everyone! That is all the time we have for you tonight. We will return with more RockFight soon! We will see the return of Sebastian Bach next month!!! For all the gang here at RockFights. This is Gordon Carray and “Funk Master” Floyd Cooper signing off, have a good night!!!”

 

Here are your winning songs from the winning team + Bonus!!!

 

Sheryl Crow – Strong Enough

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/strong-enough-r20514

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!CRFC1RAR!6DU5SQODJ_-7QF9KuZ_SZokTLcRXsSgV-b38WVz6bpg

 

Alanis Morissette – Uninvited

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/uninvited-r20513

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!CUcADT4a!AReRxiqEWijte4H5RRpYYu68gAAEOTK1-dj4e2ICiDc

 

Shakira – Objection (Tango)

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/objection-tango-r20512

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!DMMVRZRB!2m5MIWcOPtWjMxi5ZPafH8eUT9GYlLtSCRB-vE_AHUQ

 

Christina Aguilera, Lil’ Kim, Mya and Pink – Lady Marmalade

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/lady-marmalade-r20511
Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!KQVBSAQZ!LqmO49rwzPZnMXkGGNVi6i-vSQf8ykn9QN9CCBszVwI

 

Have a great week! We’ll see ya soon!!!

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

[samjjones]

You are crackwhores!!!

You are crackwhores!!!

You are crackwhores!!!

 

 

[Nunchuck]

No one should ever make enemies of the RockFight Arena crowd! They are brutal, rowdy and almost completely intoxicated. They love their RockFights and will make you cheer, cringe, laugh and hang your head all in one night. They make no apologies and they will never back down. Showing disrespect to that crowd may lead to a angry mob waiting outside the arena for you after the show. They also love hugs and cute fuzzy bunnies, it is an odd crew.

[Funk Meister Freud]

Holy crap!!!

I’m diggin’ all the tunes released this week…but that bonus kicks my ass! Nice!!!

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(and I’m not one to freely share such things but seeing Shakira and Ke$ha romping around in all that cotton candy summoned up a chubster!) ” src=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/default_SA_cheeky.001.gif” /> ” src=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/default_SA_wink.gif” />

[samjjones]

No one should ever make enemies of the RockFight Arena crowd! They are brutal, rowdy and almost completely intoxicated. They love their RockFights and will make you cheer, cringe, laugh and hang your head all in one night. They make no apologies and they will never back down. Showing disrespect to that crowd may lead to a angry mob waiting outside the arena for you after the show. They also love hugs and cute fuzzy bunnies, it is an odd crew.

[Colonel 32dll]

Finally, “Uninvited”!!! Thanks! Such a powerful song with the backing orchestra.

 

Diggin’ the Crow too! “Strong Enough” seems to come from such a vulnerable place.

[Nunchuck]

Hey there Rockers,

We would like to thank you all for making Ladies Month a terrific success! Now, we start April. We will have another great month for you peeps. It will start with a release I have wanted for more than a year…

 

One of my favorite days of the year is coming soon. This week’s release will celebrate that day. This week’s release will also include a bonus track, making it a 4 song week. I will give you a small sample of lyrics from each song. Let’s see if you “Big Brains” can get them figured out.

 

Song #1 “I can’t touch the ground”

 

Song #2 “Lips are made for kissing”

 

Song #3 “Put that down, you’re gonna get hurt”

 

Song #4 “Your love gives me such a thrill”

 

 

good luck everyone, we’ll see ya tonight!!!

[Funk Meister Freud]

I’m having a hard time trying to solve these, but I can’t dwell on it,…not today!

Hopefully, there’s a bigger brain out there who can flex their smarts and solve it.

I’d like to see what Nunchuck and Sy have up their sleeve but my free time is running short so I got nothing more to say.

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