[Funk Meister Freud]

Great job gang, on giving Nun and Sy a solid whack with those clues……

Now, let’s just see how hard they gonna thump back with their choice of songs!

 

Me…. don’t count me in on this rumble, my ass is still reelin’ from how they did me on “Black Water” by the Doobies! ” src=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/default_SA_biggrin.gif” />

[Dangus]

Wow i can’t wait for the Adele choice! Thank you! ” src=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/default_SA_biggrin.gif” />

[Nunchuck]

Hey there Rockers,

We have a great release scheduled for later today. It will be the first of Ladies Month!!

 

Any one care to take guesses?

 

It will be artists from the poster for Ladies Month.

 

Here are a few hints…

 

This week…

 

One Track from the 1960s

One Track from the 1970s

One Track from the 2000s

 

The tracks will include two #1 Hits, one of them a Grammy winner, and a smooth R&B cover.

 

Good luck!! We’ll see ya tonight!!

 

 

[Nunchuck]

 

Hey there Rockers,

 

Tuesday has finally returned to the Funhouse!!!! Tonight, we start Ladies Month! All month long, we will have great tracks from female vocalists. As you saw by the poster, there are some great artists coming this month. We haven’t even revealed the RockFight for this month yet. I’m not gonna jabber on and on. Let’s get right to the good stuff.

 

Joss Stone – Fell in Love with a Boy

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/fell-in-love-with-a-boy-r20307

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!3Nti0IZS!KAporXQ1vUPr9graA_FfuBbFdpT3NdfB9XvVXC1z-oM

 

 

Linda Ronstadt – You’re No Good

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/youre-no-good-r20306

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!6VFVjIII!YLTQgDt6sUDXGKJeApiQLoWwALK9_2BzaEgG0EnHp3s

 

 

Bobbie Gentry – Ode to Billie Joe

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/ode-to-billie-joe-r20305

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!rA0QgKBA!QWzNv6aso9ogdEcFLmB9dKKXzaew8KY65x1eHjwZsv0

 

 

 

Release Notes

Fell in Love with a Boy – This Joss Stone classic is a re-imagining of the great White Stripes track. This smooth R&B song was given new life and depth with this well done cover. If you never have heard it, it is really worth a listen!!!

 

 

 

You’re No Good – I love Linda Ronstadt. Her voice has made for some of the best cover songs ever. This track is a great example. The song went all the way to #1 in February 1975. My dad was a big fan and he played her albums often. This is one great song, don’t miss out on it!!!

 

 

 

Ode to Billie Joe – This song is one one the most recognizable songs in history. It was a huge #1 hit. The song is ranked #412 on Rolling Stone’s list of “the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time”. Ode to Billie Joe got eight Grammy nominations, resulting in three wins for Bobbie Gentry. You know this classic, right???

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXGmRru5Z3I

 

 

We have a great month in store for you “Peeps”!! Holler at us if you dig it! We’ll see ya soon!!!!

 

Look for the RockFight announcement coming this weekend!!

 

Are You Ready????

 

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

[glarms]

Awesome releases. Thanks again!!

[Spindoctor]

Excellent release gentleman. Look forward to trying ode to Billy Joe and of course Linda Ronstadt

[AJFOne23]

[MidnightRambler67]

Gotta shout out !!

 

I’M ALREADY IN LOVE WITH LADIES MONTH !!!!

[Funk Meister Freud]

Well, slap me senseless and call me Sally!….

Old school, current or anything in between, you guys do a fantastic job at pickin’ out and delivering the goods.

Thanks for three great songs to kick off a really cool start to “Ladies Month”!! ” src=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/default_SA_biggrin.gif” />

[Colonel 32dll]

Nice release guys, thanks! Love me some Linda!

[MrPrezident]

[rcale]

Thats a great three pack. Thanks for the education!

[Nunchuck]

Welcome Rockers, Peeps and Rock Band Freaks

We join Gordon Carray and Commissioner Sam J. Glarms in the ring for a big announcement. The arena is packed with fans anticipating this announcement. It is a landmark as it is the first of the Tuesday Night RockFights. The crowd is all abuzz about rumors of something special. There is a podium in the ring. The boisterous crowd noise falls to a whisper as Gordon Carray steps up to the podium.

 

GC – “Hey there Rockers! Welcome to the return of the RockFight!! March will feature our first RockFight Tuesday Night. Our commissioner is here with contracts in hand. I would like to introduce at this time… Sheryl Crow!!!”

 

The crowd erupts as we see pyro on stage and Sheryl Crow walks through the curtain. Sheryl makes her way to the ring giving high fives all the way. She stops and hugs a small girl who is at ringside. Sheryl Crow enters the ring and shakes hands with the Commissioner and with Gordon.

 

GC – “Thank you for joining us! We at RockFight are thrilled to have you here tonight.”
SC – “Thank you Gordon, This place rocks!! I love that I finally made it to the RockFight ring. “
GC – “You are here tonight with an agenda, I hear!”
SC – “Hell yes, I’m here with purpose. I wanna fight!! I brought some friends along to show how serious I am. We have been training for months for this fight. I would like to introduce my girls! First, my team needed a bad-ass enforcer. Here she is… Alanis Morissette!!!”

 

Showers of sparks fall as we see Alanis emerge from the back. The crowd starts it’s first fecal chant!
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!

 

Alanis makes her way to the ring. She is looking bad-ass for sure. There is fire in those eyes. As she enters the ring, she and Sheryl Crow high five each other, as the crowd is still going crazy. They love Alanis.

 

SC -“I also brought a chick that is so quick and explosive, she will cement our team’s win. Put your hands together for Shakira!!!”
Shakira steps through the curtain and crowd goes wild again. A high energy entrance by Shakira, as she high fives the crowd, climbs up the ring ropes and bounds into the ring.

The ladies all greet one another. They take turns signing the contract. Gordon Carray steps to the podium to speak.

 

The lights go out…

 

 

When the light come back on, we see Rihanna, Ke$ha and Ivy Levan in the ring attacking the team of Crow, Morissette and Shakira.

GC – “Catfight!!!Catfight!!!Catfight!!!”

 

Commissioner Glarms gets out of the ring, while Gordon mans his post at the podium.
Shakira is thrown over the top rope to the floor. UUGGGHHH!!! That was a nasty fall.
Ke$ha and Ivy Levan double team Alanis and they look like they are setting up something devastating in the corner.

Crow and Rihanna both grab a fist full of hair.

Rihanna thumbs Crow in the eye. Rihanna then delivers a devastating knee to the head of Crow.

Meanwhile in the corner, Ke$ha and Ivy Levan have Alanis set up for a power bomb off the top turnbuckle.

Boom!!

It lands with a sick thud, leaving Alanis limp and life-less.

 

Ke$ha now has a spray paint can. She paints a large black X on the chest of Alanis. Ivy Levan lays down next to the unconscious Morissette and takes a selfie. Rihanna has grabbed Shakira down on the floor of the arena. She whips her hard into the barricade. Shakira crumples at the barricade. Ke$ha spray paints the X on Shakira and again Levan does her selfie bit. Sheryl Crow has gotten to her feet finally, only to be hit out of nowhere by a steel chair. Rihanna, Ke$ha and Ivy Levan all stand around her. They once again paint the X this time all three crowd around Sheryl Crow’s lifeless body for a selfie.

 

 

Rihanna grabs a microphone.

Rihanna – “We are the Bad-asses here! We’ll take your challenge!! Suck it!!!”

 

The three women stand tall and walk to the podium, pushing Gordon Carray out of the way!
They all sign the contract on the podium.

 

Here comes another fecal chant.
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!

 

Medical staff are in the ring helping the downed fighters. It is pure pandemonium here at the arena. As the team of Rihanna, Ke$ha and Ivy Levan stand tall on the stage before they leave, they all flip the bird to the crowd. They have certainly took on the villain role. This is gonna be crazy!!

RockFight Tuesday Night just got hotter. Tuesday March 27, 2018 will be the date. We’ll update you with more info as it becomes available.

 

That is all the time we have for tonight.

 

 

Voting begins now and will end Wednesday March 21 at 8 am EST.

 

 

Voting closed. Thank you for your votes!!

 

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

[Nunchuck]

 

 

Hey there Rockers,

Tuesday has finally returned to the Funhouse!!!

 

It is week two of Ladies Month. We have some great stuff! Let’s get right to it!!!

 

 

Adele – Hello

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/hello-r20364

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!zZl1QJyJ!iWRwYVq_gBUb9Bw5iznjHuQardW9zt8EeMiOlfA57lA

 

Amy Winehouse – Love is a Losing Game

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/love-is-a-losing-game-r20363

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!7c82gQgT!9HcpV30n2V06eKW2GJiRO4MvPTp_8CQAfw1HrjhpU98

 

Diana Ross – Upside Down

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/upside-down-r20362

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!aZUxEbCD!fb-fJzCT7ajqARURUFnQfPyi96vErlcB_IOzxoUBePo

 

How about a really cool bonus that is not part of Ladies Month, but so fun!!

Robert Tarpinian – Quizno’s (Free Toasted Cookies)

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/quiznos-free-toasted-r20361
Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!6UFwBITB!UlYmVXOd0iSSlNBTBVgBKgk_j5xAVUjzbwXsW7xKGk0

 

 

Release Notes

Hello – What can I say about this incredible track. It won multiple Grammys. It was #1 all over the world (more than 20 countries, for reals!!!) It is here to play in Rock Band. Get it while it’s hot!! In case you are that one guy that never heard it…

 

 

 

Love is a Losing Game – This was Amy Winehouse’s final single before her passing. This song is so good Prince used to cover it live. The song won an Ivor Novello Award for Best Song Musically and Lyrically. It is a great song — check it out!!

 

 

 

Upside Down – Produced by Nile Rodgers of Chic, this disco classic will not disappoint. It was a #1 smash in many countries including the US on the Hot 100, Disco and Soul charts. It is catchy and will be fun for any RB party.

 

 

 

And don’t forget the cookies!!!!! You gotta see this!!!!

 

 

Thank you for stopping in to check us out. Have a great week!! We’ll see ya next week!!

 

Don’t forget to vote for March’s RockFight!!!

 

Voting closed

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

[Funk Meister Freud]

Another fine batch of releases guys.

Thanks!

[Author]

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