Nunchuck and Sygenysis’ Customs Funhouse – April 18, 2018 Sublime, Luniz and Brewer & Shipley
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I thoroughly approve of Nunchuck and Sy unleashing the weird.Great batch of tunes guys, Thanks!
FYI, the link to “Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies” is broken.
All fixed! Thank you for letting me know!
Next week is the first ever RockFight : Redemption!!
Popcorn and pop (with a shot or two of rum) at the ready,
Charging up to revel in the blood and carnage which awaits…..
Welcome Rockers, Peeps and Rock Band Freaks
Tonight Live
We begin our first ever RockFight : Redemption in a small studio. There are 6 chairs set up in a semi-circle on a stage. There is a small studio audience. Behind the chairs is a large video screen.
Applause begins as we see Gordon Carray step out onto the stage with a microphone in his hand.
GC – “Hello everyone! My name is Gordon Carray and this is the first ever RockFight: Redemption. How are ya???”
The crowd is rather loud for a small studio, as they give the legendary announcer a large ovation.
GC – “RockFight has seen many warriors enter the ring. All these fighters have trained hard. They are rockers, not fighters by trade. They have worked for countless hours to put on some really great shows for all of us. Through the spirit of competition we have witnessed some amazing feats in victory and some heart breaking losses. Many a fan-favorite has met their match in the RockFight ring and came up short. This series salutes those that have been as endearing in defeat as they would have been in victory. Tonight, we shine the bright lights on those courageous fighters that gave their all in the RockFight ring and did not get their hands raised.”The crowd starts to clap and chant…
Thank you RockFights!!!
Thank you RockFights!!!
Thank you RockFights!!!GC – “Joining me this evening will be RockFight analyst “Dashing” Rip Stone!”
We see a very dapper tuxedo-clad Rip Stone and the crowd is very welcoming. He steps onto the stage and walks to join Gordon. Gordon and Rip shake hands and Rip plays to the crowd. As he swivels his hips, the women in the crowd swoon. The ladies love “Dashing” Rip Stone. We see a great close-up shot of a pair of lace panties flying toward Rip Stone. He plucks them from the air and twirls them on finger for a moment before placing them in his jacket pocket. The ladies roar with pleasure at this feat. “Dashing” Rip Stone, men want to be him and women want to be with him. Rip Stone hold up a finger and puts it to his lips in a shhh gesture.
DRS – “Ladies!!! Who wants to get Stoned???!!!”The women go crazy for Rip’s antics on stage . Rip gyrates his hips one more time and blows a kiss toward the audience. He then takes a seat in one of the chairs.
GC – “Rip Stone has worked with the RockFights since the beginning. He has even been a ring announcer before. We are thrilled to have his expert analysis here for RockFight: Redemption. It is great to have you on board, Rip! “
DRS – “Thank you Gordon! I’m glad to be here! I have been at every RockFight event ever and I have nothing but respect for all the RockFighters. I have seen what these guys go through to get into that ring and give us the best damn show around! Sometimes even in the most valiant of battles, the warriors come up short. Sometimes the match stipulations make for steep odds against you. Sometimes you run into another warrior that is at their best that night. Sometimes you come up short due as a competitor. Sometimes you get screwed!! Tonight’s Redemption fits them all. At this time, it is my pleasure to introduce to you…
Krist Noveselic
Dave Grohl
and Kurt Cobain
NIRVANA!!!!!”The crowd goes wild as we see the three members of Nirvana enter the stage. Nirvana takes a few bows and works the crowd. Dave Grohl bends down and lights a small Roman candle. It spits out a few small balls of colored flame.
KC -“We brought our own pyro!!”
KN – “Holy Shit!!!”
The crowd joins in…
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!As the crowd calms, the guests of honor take their seats on the stage.
GC – “Welcome back, guys! We have a small video package for you.”On the big screen behind them, video montage of action from the Nirvana Vs. Guns N Roses RockFight from March on 2017. The montage ends with Courtney Love, Michael Stipe and Billy Corgan knocking over the ladder, spilling Kurt to the floor and helping the Guns N Roses to victory. The crowd start to chant and clap rhythmically…
She’s a Crackwhore!!!
She’s a Crackwhore!!!
She’s a Crackwhore!!!Kurt is noticeably upset as Krist and Dave join in.
KC – “You can stop now!”
DG – “We can’t help it that she is a bottom feeding trash bag crackwhore…”
KC – “Hey, this is a family show!”
KN – “Manson Family maybe??!”
KC – “Can we just get back to the show, you idiots?”
DG – “Ok, I’ll lay off. You won’t hear me mention that hot mess again!”
KC – “Ok, Gordon, we are sorry for the interruption.”
GC – “That is quite alright. We would expect nothing less from you guys! We are here to honor you this evening. You are the first ever RockFight: Redemption!”DRS – “I remember the night of your RockFight very well. It was one of my favorites. Do you have any recollections of that night, guys?”
KN – “I remember falling off that goddamned ladder. That sucked!”
DG – “We had our chance, but we got screwed. Well, to be fair GNR won because of their fans. I mean we draw Guns N Fucking Roses for our fight. Not just Guns N Roses but Guns N Roses with Slash and all. Man, that is one stacked deck. Then the evil that shall not be mentioned and her little evil looking minions screwed us over. In the end, it was just too much to overcome. Mad respect Adler, you rock!!”
KC – “We gave it all we had.”
GC – “We appreciate everything you guys put into RockFights and we honor you as the first to be redeemed!!””The crowd stands and the applause begins. The band stands and takes a bow.
Three beautiful women in long gowns enter the stage each carrying a trophy. They hand out the trophies to the members of Nirvana.They all hold the trophies high above their heads and the crowd goes wild as Nirvana walks of stage. The applause lasts several minutes. Gordon Carray stands and begins to speak.
GC – “Thank you everyone. We now will go to the video screen for a live announcement via satellite from the RockFight offices.”
We see Sam J. Glarms on the big screen.
SJG – “Welcome RockFight fans! I will be joined now by video link from somewhere in Canada with Sebastian Back of Skid Row!”
The crowd pops loud for Bach!!
SB – “Hey, Commissioner. I’m here!”
SJG – “It is time for you to make your choice of your opponent and match stipulations for the next RockFight.”
SB – “Well, Commissioner I want a gig like Nirvana just got. My eye still hurts from my last fight.”
SJG – “The gig you are referring to is for RockFighters that did not win their fight. You did! You won a contract to fight not for a redemption.”
SB – “That is bullshit!! Why don’t we ask the fans what they want? I’m sure they don’t want to see my pretty face damaged. They just want to see me!!”
SJG – “You’re on! Let’s do that!!”
SB – ” Fan-fuckin’-tastic!!”
SJG – “Sebastian, Skid Row’s fate will be decide by the RockFight Fans. I’ll give it one week for a vote, then we will announce the results and move forward! Thank you Sebastian, we will be in touch.”
SB – “Thanks, Chief!!”
The video feed ends and the crowd stands and claps.GC – “The voting will begin tomorrow for the Skid Row decision. For Rip Stone, Sam J. Glarms and the whole crew here at RockFights, I’m Gordon Carray saying thank you, be safe and we’ll see ya next time!!”
From one of the greatest albums ever, here are your redemption songs…
Nirvana – Big Cheese
RB3 Link –
http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/big-cheese-r19870
Phase Shift Link –
https://mega.nz/#!3R1HCBzK!JK3zhnF9Q5RqzRor1pLD4zLM8E9XWkFBK8vDDWCt1_w
Nirvana – Love Buzz
RB3 Link –
http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/love-buzz-r19869
Phase Shift Link –
https://mega.nz/#!ORk1AAjR!Bc5frQJxWP5sjbflIV5lnmmsSZQZJE2lBhKlP2IiXKQ
Nirvana – Floyd the Barber
RB3 Link –
http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/floyd-the-barber-r19868
Phase Shift Link –
https://mega.nz/#!2UEzRL6J!feuP7M2ZDgajfbamtV2CvU63BAEPRXQAkAACapoG_b0
**Thank you everyone. Tomorrow will be the anniversary of the day the Funhouse opened. There will be a post. It will include the voting for Skid Row’s RockFight/Redemption. There will be more to come info in that post as well. See ya tomorrow!!**
Remember to Rock Out Life is Short
Loving the early Nirvana material. There is a Nirvana song that I have been wanting to author and nobody has done it yet. I’ll give a big shout out if I see it pop up in a customs thread. No spoilers to which song that is.
You guys are frickin’ great! Thank you for putting out more from “Bleach”!
I gotta make sure both me and the Mrs. are around for the Skid Row vote…she loves her Skid Row.
Hey, that whole intro with the “Dashing” Rip Stone bit had me rolling!!! Only shit missing was this……
Until tomorrow guys!!
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