[Nunchuck]

This band is not part of RockFight. It is the last artist pack before the Holiday Havoc starts. They may have been mentioned at some point during Hair Rock Festival, but not part of Three Kings Series.

[Funk Meister Freud]

I’ve taxed a few brain cells trying to work these and Housequake is now checkin’ in, so I’m gonna take my stab at what these might be before she figures them out. I say MOAR Faster Pussycat!!!

 

#1 Faster Pussycat – “Where There’s a Whip, There’s a Way”

#2 Faster Pussycat – “Smash Alley”……what a stretch, huh? ” src=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/default_SA_cheeky.001.gif” />

#3 Faster Pussycat – “Bottle In Front of Me”

[Nunchuck]

The band has been to the Funhouse, but not recenttly. It is a well known Hair Rock Band. They had one official DLC song or was it an on disc song? Does thatt help?.

[Nunchuck]

Big hintts, for the big brains outt there.

[Funk Meister Freud]

Ha! well I guess those guesses of mine were all for naught!……In that case…..

NEVERMIND!!!! ” src=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/default_SA_biggrin.gif” /> It’s back to the drawing board for me. lol

 

Ratts !!!!!!!!!

 

Good thing Housequake and me are heading out to finish up our Christmas shopping list.

Otherwise she’d be all over this…..

[Nunchuck]

I bett someone will see through my ruse and gett itt right.

[TheSheepQueen]

*Slams fist on table*

RATT

Geez for once that I know an hair metal band that’s not Mötley Crüe

[Cozy Hat]

Here are my guesses:

 

#1 Ratt – Dance

#2 Ratt – Body Talk

#3 Ratt – Back For More

 

Now we just wait and see!

[Funk Meister Freud]

Here are my guesses:

 

#1 Ratt – Dance

#2 Ratt – Body Talk

#3 Ratt – Back For More

 

Now we just wait and see!

 

I’d say those are right smack on the nose. Great guesses, Shredhat! ” src=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/default_SA_biggrin.gif” />

[Nunchuck]

Funhouse Hair Rock Festival Week Five : Ratt 3 Pack

 

 

Hey there Rockers,

The weekend has finally returned to the Funhouse! We have a great week for you!

 

Let’s get right to the good stuff!!

 

Song for Hint #1

Ratt – Dance

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/dance-r19279

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!LU8GjBoL!zj3_xkaqep4pgVqumbV_JfKb-NfWiYCD8Wmeyezy-yU

 

Song for Hint #2

Ratt – Body Talk

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/body-talk-r19278

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!mUVHXJQQ!MboDDdo890B4d-3EPWkbki77wUE9TpkJla1O3tpztjA

 

Song for Hint #3

Ratt – Back for More

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/back-for-more-r19277

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!vY1k1IZI!yuYwF7j2BdErUQbihenMXb7UBit3I0l44mHQmEYowSM

 

Release Notes

 

Dance – The opening track to the incredible album ‘Dancing Undercover’. This has been one of my favorite Ratt songs and I have always planned to get to it. This week we did. Originally, this was going to be the only Ratt song and it would have been in the Holiday Havoc 2017. But both Sy and I like a ton of Ratt songs. So we decided to rock out a 3-pack. I have one more three pack in me someday, if you guys are interested. Anyway, enjoy this great track!!

 

 

Body Talk – This is another track from ‘Dancing Undercover‘. Including Slip of the Lip that we did before the album will now get album sort! This song will make a great addition to your Ratt set. I could not decide, there were too many Ratt songs I liked so I left it to Sy. He picked great tracks.

 

 

Back for More – This track is from ‘Out of the Cellar’ and it is also another favorite of both Sy and I. This song was also on my list of will do when I get a chance. This has some very challenging solo work. Get your fingers ready!

 

We had visual hints again this week. TheSheepQueen nailed the band and ShredHat nailed all three song titles!!

 

TheSheepQueen (1)

ShredHat (3)

 

Great work! There will be no Hints next week as it is the first round of…

 

Holiday Havoc 2017

The Three Kings Series

Team Whitesnake

David Coverdale (Whitesnake)

Jason Bonham(Bonham)

Brian Vollmer(Helix)

vs.

Team Dokken

Don Dokken(Dokken)

Jake E. Lee(Badlands)

David Roach(Junkyard)

Remember to vote and let your voice be heard!!!

Voting closed

We’ll see ya all soon. Have a great weekend!

 

Remember to donate to the C3Thon if you have the means, it can mean the world to someone!!

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

[Rockin Rindy]

Phenomenal sttuff!!!!!!!

Been waitting a long ttime for tthese…………… TThanks so much…………. Hope tto see more of tthese guys in tthe futture………

[Funk Meister Freud]

Thanks guys for a great pack of Ratt!

Had a feeling that was what you were getting at, but we had no time to work the clues (Christmas shopping)

Looking forward to the The RockFights Tag Team Mayhem!

[Freewaymad]

Very nice choice of Ratt songs. Thank you. Well done.

[Nunchuck]

Funhouse Customs Presents
RockFight Saturday Night
Holiday Havoc 2017
Three Kings Series
Match #1
Part 1

Team Whitesnake
David Coverdale (Whitesnake)
Jason Bonham (Bonham)
Brian Vollmer (Helix)
vs.
Team Dokken
Don Dokken (Dokken)
Jake E. Lee (Badlands)
David Roach (Junkyard)
In a
Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match

Welcome Rockers, Peeps and Rock Band Freaks

A large overview of the RockFight Arena shows a packed house. All along the aisle-way are ladders of all different sizes, including a ladder that looks to be nearly 20 feet tall. There are many tables and chairs set up all around the ring. Hanging high above the ring there is a shiny golden guitar. There are celebrities in attendance. The Trailer Park Boys are here tonight. Also in the crowd we see Riki Rachtman of Headbanger’s Ball fame.
At the ringside officials table, we see Commissioner Sam J. Glarms and other RockFight officials. Also at the table are Bob-Wayne Zim, Dom Epietro and SC Smith. At the timekeeper’s table, we see Referee Bobby Light, ring announcer Towelie Buffer and our medical staff here at RockFight Saturday Night: Spindoctor and Dr. Housequake MD.

At the ringside commentator’s desk, we see Gordon Carray and “Funk Master” Floyd Cooper.
Let’s check in with Gordon and “Funky” and get this party started!!

 

GC – “Welcome RockFight fans! This place is electric tonight. All the ‘Peeps’ are fired up tonight. We have a capacity crowd here and they are chomping at the bit for action. I’m here tonight with my broadcast collegue, Floyd “The Funk Master” Cooper.”
FM – “It is great to be here with my esteemed mentor, Gordon. Gordo, it’s always great to be here at the RockFight Arena with all the ‘Peeps’!!”
GC – “Tonight we begin Holiday Havoc 2017: The Three Kings Series. This is a first for RockFight Saturday Night. For the next three weeks, we will bring you a monster tag team event. We have teamed up some of the most prolific Hair Rock acts ever and now they will do battle in three different matches. First up, this week’s Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match between Team Whitesnake and Team Dokken. Suspened high above the ring is a golden guitar, in order to win, your team must retrieve the guitar. There are many tables, ladders and chairs all around the ringside area; one of the ladders being nearly 20 feet tall. This is going to be a dangerous match.”
FM – “If I may, Gordon, I would like to talk match-ups on these two Hair Rock powerhouses. First, we have Team Whitesnake featuring captain David Coverdale of Whitesnake. He rounded out his team with these picks; Jason Bonham, son of legendary drummer John Bonham and leader of his band Bonham, and Brian Vollmer of Canada’s Helix. They are pitted against Team Dokken, led by Don Dokken of Dokken, and features his picks – Jake E. Lee of Badlands and David Roach of Junkyard. The teams are very close, but Team Whitesnake seems to have a bit more star power. It is way too close to call. In a dangerous match like this, things have a way of getting out of control. At RockFight Arena, anything can happen!!”
GC – “I’m getting word that there will be no backstage interviews tonight. Both bands are very surly and I’m told Don Dokken threw liquor bottles at JJ Nagin, when JJ asked for an interview. JJ blocked that shit like a ninja, I’m told!! He only sustained a small cut on his finger. Dr. Housequake is now attending to JJ’s cut, but there will be no backsatge interview this week. Don’t worry about JJ, he is tough as nails and Spindoctor has medicinally eased his pain already, as we speak. We have a great medical team!”
FM – “I’ll say!!”
GC – ” I’m now getting word this match is going down now!!!”

 

Pyrotechnics explode on the stage. Large flamepots go off, as we see Team Whitesnake emerge from the back. Led by David Coverdale and his entourage of lovely ladies. All three men make their way down the ramp looking at all the ladders standing around them. They get to a stack of tables. Brian Vollmer grabs a table and slides it into the ring. Jason Bonham grabs a folding chair and the two of them jump up into the ring. The crowd loves it! The ladies climb up to the ring apron and hold the ropes for David Coverdale to enter. He kisses each of them and they swoon and the crowd is eating this up!!!

 

Boom!!!
A giant explosion on the stage. Here comes Team Dokken like a house of fire. They hit the ring running and the brawl immediately begins. No intros tonight, Bobby Light calls for the ball to start this match.

GC – “The ladies barely make it out of the ring before being caught up in the melee. Jason Bonham meets Jake E. Lee with a steel chair kiss and whips him to the turnbuckle where he hits hard. Bonham follws him into the corner with a clothesline that sends Lee to the floor. He turns to David Coverdale and joins in on Don Dokken for a double team. They take turns chopping away at Dokken in the corner with chair shots. David Roach and Brian Vollmer are going back and forth with punches and kicks. David Roach throws Vollmer over the top rope and follows him to the floor. In the ring the members of Team Whitesnake are setting up the table Vollmer threw into the ring at the beginning of the match. Don Dokken is beaten down in the corner. Back outside the ring, Roach and Vollmer battle back and forth. Vollmer whips Roach into the just-now-standing Jake E. Lee. The two collide head to head. Vollmer moves over to the Trailer Park Boys Ricky and Julian. Ricky hands Vollmer a small bottle, which he throws into the ring to Jason Bonham. He squirts the liquid all over the table. David Coverdale has lifted Don Dokken up to powerbomb him into the table. Bonham lights the flammable liquid on the table on fire and Coverdale powerbombs Dokken through the flaming table!!! Oh My God!!”

The crowd goes wild and that prompts our first fecal chant
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!

 

Dokken is set on fire. Security at ringside pours water on him and quickly douses the flames.

That is all the time we have for tonight!! We will see you Saturday for the exciting conclusion!!

 

Voting for next week’s Three Kings Match will begin now and run until December 20, 2017 at 8 am EDT.

Three Kings Series Match Two

Team Kiss
Gene Simmons (Kiss)
Dee Snider (Twisted Sister)
Kevin Dubrow (Quiet Riot)
vs. Team Poison
Bret Michaels (Poison)
Jack Russell (Great White)
Joe Lesté (Bang Tango)
in a
Steel Cage Match

Voting closed

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

[Nunchuck]

Funhouse Customs Presents
RockFight Saturday Night
Holiday Havoc 2017
Three Kings Series

Match #1
Conclusion

Team Whitesnake
David Coverdale (Whitesnake)
Jason Bonham (Bonham)
Brian Vollmer (Helix)
vs.
Team Dokken
Don Dokken (Dokken)
Jake E. Lee (Badlands)
David Roach (Junkyard)
In a
Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match

Welcome Rockers, Peeps and Rock Band Freaks

We return to the RockFight arena for our exciting conclusion. When we last saw the action, David Coverdale and Jason Bonham had just powerbombed Don Dokken through a flaming table in the ring. Don Dokken was quickly doused with water and lays charred in the ring. Outside the ring, Brian Volmmer is beating Jake E. Lee and David Roach with a steel chair, after having got a flammable liquid from Ricky of the Trailer Park Boys. We return to Gordon Carray and “Funk Master” Floyd Cooper at the announcer’s desk.

 

GC – “Don Dokken is down to the ring floor, he may be badly burned. The ring crew is clearing the ring of the burning table pieces. Brian Vollmer has about knocked the other members of Team Dokken silly with a number of chairshots each. Coverdale and Bonham have grabbed the giant ladder from outside the ring. Vollmer has now started to put tables up, stacked one on top of another. He has now made a 2 stacks of tables right next to the ring. In the ring, Coverdale and Bonham have set the ladder up in the middle of the ring and they are now climbing the ladder to try to retieve the guitar dangling above them. Up from the floor comes a burned crispy Don Dokken. He gives chase as they all climb the ladder on opposite sides of the ladder. Dokken reaches around to the side of the ladder and grabs David Coverdale by the hair. He slams his head off the side of the ladder hard. With a big punch, Don Dokken knocks Coverdale from his perch on the ladder. David Coverdale falls through one of the stacks of tables his teammate built.”

 

The crowd goes wild and another fecal chant breaks out!
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!

 

GC – “Jason Bonham barely avoids the falling Coverdale. He scurries higher on the ladder, only to be caught by Don Dokken. They both fight their way to the top of the ladder. Here comes Brian Vollmer into the ring and up the ladder. He grabs at Don Dokken’s foot as he touches the golden guitar for the first time. The guitar swings and Dokken nearly falls. Bonham lays in fists to Dokken’s head. Dokken is barely hanging on. In desparation, he kicks at Vollmer who falls off the ladder and lands hard on his back. Dokken now fires away at Bonham with punches. He slams Bonham’s head into the ladder and Jason falls to the mat with a sick thud. Out of the crowd… It’s George Lynch!!! Dokken now alone at the top of the ladder struggles to get to the guitar. George Lynch springs from the floor to the turnbuckles. He climbs up them and jumps onto the ladder, causing the ladder to teeter back and forth. The ladder’s momentum carries the ladder over the top ring rope. Both Dokken and Lynch crash through the second stack of tables outside the ring!!”

 

We have yet another Fecal Chant
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!
Holy Shit!!!

 

GC – “The ladder rocks back and forth and ends up still standing and empty. Jake E. Lee and David Roach saw all the calamity, and they are now going to attempt to capitalize on the chance to get that guitar. They crawl into the ring, still on weak legs due to chair shots. They both have made it most of the way up this huge ladder. David Roach looks down just in time to see Brian Vollmer standing at the bottom of the ladder. Vollmer begins to rock the ladder and both Roach and Lee fall from the ladder. Lee falls all the way to the floor, landing in the pile of destroyed tables. Roach dropped onto Vollmer and he then spills out to the floor. Vollmer is down alone in the ring.”
We hear a loud bang and from the back it is… The Green Bastard, the wrestling persona of Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys. He charges down the aisle. He grabs Vollmer in a fireman’s carry and begins to carry him up the ladder. He sits Vollmer atop the ladder and begins to slap his face. Vollmer starts to come around and realizes that he is high above the ring. The Green Bastard crawls down, leaving only Vollmer on the ladder. Out of instinct, Vollmer grabs the guitar and pulls it down. Referee Bobby Light calls for the bell. We have our winner. Team Whitesnake!!”

 

The crowd goes wild. We’ve got confetti falling from the rafters. Vollmer celebrates with the Green Bastard!

 

Winner — At 23:58 Brian Vollmer of Team Whitesnake retrieves the guitar and wins the match for Team Whitesnake

 

GC – “That is all the time we have for now! We’ll see ya next week for our next exciting installment of the Three Kings Series!! For Funky and the whole crew at RockFight Saturday Night, have a great weekend!!”

 

Here are your winning tracks…

 

Whitesnake – Gambler (US Remix)

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/gambler-us-remix-r19363

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!GMkEUD4Q!AWwn0eeh08XXeZs3WHCROsZCfT5cDLdJM4_my_ua-4o

 

 

Bonham – Wait for You

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/wait-for-you-r19362

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!uA9U2IKS!pbX813NHjvU2x9IpEyOaBUMncE1KkOVll1BWZDcTWl4

 

 

Helix – Rock You

RB3 Link –

http://d.c3universe.com/5a35c44c18e370.65535251

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!7dlHnJCa!cKIqBblwVMIskIFCyBmhMPDr1J9aH5rMUANlI9k1j7s

 

 

 

Have a great weekend and don’t forget to vote for next week’s RockFight Saturday Night!!

 

 

 

 

 

Three Kings Series

Match Two

Team Kiss
Gene Simmons (Kiss)
Dee Snider (Twisted Sister)
Kevin Dubrow (Quiet Riot)
vs.

Team Poison
Bret Michaels (Poison)
Jack Russell (Great White)
Joe Lesté (Bang Tango)
in a
Steel Cage Match

Voting Closed

 

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

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