[hunttj]

Kix Three Pack

 

911

Don’t Close Your Eyes

Blow My Fuse

[Funk Meister Freud]

Ha! Beat me to ’em, hunttj!

Great job of making fast work of it…I agree with guesses 2 & 3 but I’m gonna say that #1 is “Cold Blood”

[WolfgangJT]

crossing fingers those are right…been wanting “Don’t Close Your Eyes” for years.

[Freewaymad]

Kix… those guys totally rock.

[Housequake]

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Great job on the guesses, guys!

Watch out, there’s always next week.

[hunttj]

Ha! Beat me to ’em, hunttj!

Great job of making fast work of it…I agree with guesses 2 & 3 but I’m gonna say that #1 is “Cold Blood”

 

Good call – Cold Blood looks more likely based on the pic. Looking forward to the release!

[Nunchuck]

RockFight Saturday Night : Holiday Havoc 2017

Three Kings Series

Introduction to the Three Kings Series Matches

Welcome RockFight Fans! We are here to introduce you to the Holiday Havoc 2017 : Three Kings Series. This unique three week event is the biggest event ever for RockFight Saturday Night. Let’s give you peeps a little insight into what this event is. Each week for the last three weeks of the year we will hold one Three Kings match. A Three Kings Match will be a tag team match. Each team made up of one member of three different bands. The winners will get a three pack featuring a song from each band and a place in the hallowed history of RockFight champions. We have 6 team captains and they will alternate picks until all the teams are rounded out. After teams are picked, the matches will be made. The matches will take place one per weekend. There will be special stipulations for each match. Those will be announced the week of the individual RockFight Three Kings Match.

 

Here is our List of Captains and Rockers:

 

 

Captains:
01. Bon Jovi
02. Kiss
03. Mötley Crüe
04. Whitesnake
05. Dokken
06. Poison

 

 

Rockers:
01. Cinderella
02. Skid Row
03. MSG (McAuley Shenker Group)
04. Quiet Riot
05. Great White
06. Love/Hate
07. Bonham
08. Twisted Sister
09. Helix
10. Junkyard
11. Bang Tango
12 .Badlands

 

The opening of the event will be the first full week of December. The Opening will feature the teams being picked, reveal the members of all six teams and you will get your chance to vote for the first ever Three Kings Match!!

This is a huge undertaking and it is the Funhouse’s Gift to our wonderful community!! You peeps Rock!!!

 

There will be more to follow soon!!

 

Are you Ready???

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

[Funk Meister Freud]

Oh boy!……

I’m leaping over backwards with excitement! Excitement for the mayhem to come each Saturday Night for the remainder of the year!

[Nunchuck]

 

 

Hey there Rockers,

The weekend has finally returned to the Funhouse! We are here with a great Sunday release! This we have 3 tracks from one awesome album. This week we bring you… Kix!!!

 

Song for Hint #1

Kix – Cold Blood

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/cold-blood-r19196

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!nUtyBTqI!9_2pEf4BmNOcdSUnn7IZFumzm3pXBsCprxwl9AHHAEM

 

Song for Hint #2

Kix – Don’t Close Your Eyes

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/dont-close-your-eyes-r19195

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!3JFynSKK!MaT_2SOyZiHBKqPeJuau4WfitihMaOPd-1Vp-_O0WAc

 

Song for Hint #3

Kix – Blow My Fuse

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/blow-my-fuse-r19194

Phase Shift Link –

https://mega.nz/#!LcU0RLhb!BtXkyNkKogNDKtrqCFkiO6uLrLhja0MnSwEyxkcY-N8

 

Release Notes

 

Cold Blood – The second single from this excellent album. The success of the single was much better than the success of the first single. She Dropped Me the Bomb. It made Kix a regular on MTV. This rocking song is classic. This track will be a favorite of anyone who was into hair rock!!

 

 

Don’t Close Your Eyes – This is one of the biggest power ballad of the time. This track got a ton of radio play and was even a top 15 Billboard hit coming in at #11. This is the most recognizable song for Kix.

 

 

Blow My Fuse – The last track of the week, was the third single from hit album of the same name. This track is fun to play and has some really tough solo work on guitar. If you want some challenging solo to play this is the one for you. All three of these songs are great and if you don’t pick them up, you are seriously missing out.

 

 

 

We had 2 “Big Brains” this week and they got all three correct. Great job on the awesome detective work!!

 

hunttj (2)

Funk Meister Freud (1)

 

Most excellent. Thank you for playing along!!

 

 

Please remember to donate to C2Thon and help some really great people make a difference in the lives of children!!

 

 

We will return next week with one more great artist pack and the Opening of the Three Kings Series. The Opening features the teams being picked the match-ups and the opportunity to vote!!! See ya soon!!!

 

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

[Rockin Rindy]

Awesome Stuff, Thanks so much, You guys bring the 80’s Rock to RB3……. Looking forward to all these………….

 

 

RR

[Funk Meister Freud]

Thanks Nunchuck & Sygenysis!

Nice song picks from a great album and really cool band!

[Nunchuck]

Rockfight Saturday Night
Presents
Holiday Havoc 2017
The Three Kings Series
Opening

We are live here at the RockFight Arena. In the ring, we see Commissioner Sam J. Glarms standing at a podium. There is a small, invite-only crowd here tonight. There is a large video screen behind the Commissioner. It looks like the festivities are about to begin. Commissioner Glarms introduces the event.

SJG – “Welcome RockFight Fans! We are here tonight to kick off Holiday Havoc 2017 : The Three Kings Series. This is something completely new to the sport. Here is a brief explanation…
The Three Kings Series is a three match, three week event that will pit some of the greatest Hair rockers of all time in teams of three. These teams will be headed by and picked by Captains picked by our panel of officials. Each Captain will pick a 2 other bands to be part of their team. This will be done in gym class fashion until all the teams are made. After team selections are made the match-ups will be made.
In front of me, I have six envelopes. I will pick one envelope at a time. I will read the name on the card. That Captain band will come to the podium and make the first pick. That will repeat until all teams are filled in. Behind me, on the big screen, is the list of Rockers available to pick from…

 

 

Rockers
01. Cinderella
02. Skid Row
03. MSG (McAuley Shenker Group)
04. Quiet Riot
05. Great White
06. Love/Hate
07. Bonham
08. Twisted Sister
09. Helix
10. Junkyard
11. Bang Tango
12. Badlands

 

SJG – “Without ado, let’s get our first pick going.”

The Commissioner opens the first envelope.

SJG – “Our first Captain to pick is from Team Bon Jovi!!”
The crowd goes wild as Jon Bon Jovi heads down the aisle from the back.

 

SJG – “Welcome Jon, you were chosen to represent your band in The Three Kings Series. You may choose your first teammate. You will only have 2 minutes to choose. Team Bon Jovi, you are on the clock as of now!”
JBJ – “Thank you Commissioner. I’m proud to be a Captain. I look forward to a great match. My pick will be Tom Keifer from the band Cinderella. “

With pick #1 Team Bon Jovi picks Tom Keifer of Cinderella

Tom Keifer comes down the aisle to a large ovation! He joins Jon Bon Jovi at the podium. The men shake hands. We return to Commissioner Glarms at the podium. He opens the next envelope.

 

SJG – “With the second pick, we have Gene Simmons from Kiss!”
Gene Simmons comes down the aisle dressed in full demon gear. Wait — here comes Paul Stanley! He talks with Gene and returns to the back. One has to wonder what that was all about. The arena lights go out! When the lights come back on, we no longer see the Kiss demon, but now we have Gene dressed in spandex with no make-up other than eyeliner. He now makes his way to the ring. The crowd is confused but thrilled to see Gene here tonight.
GS – “Greetings from team Kiss! Now that I got my wardrobe straightened out, I would like to make our first pick. We, the elders of rock need to stick together, so I will pick one sick Mother Effer! Dee Snider from Twisted Sister!!”

With pick # 2 Team Kiss picks Dee Snider of Twisted Sister

Here comes Dee Snider of Twisted Sister. The crowd loves Dee. He slaps fives and gives fist bumps all the way down the aisle. He joins Gene. The two men play to crowd who love this pick as we go back to Commissioner Glarms at the podium. He has our next Captain envelope opened.

 

SJG – “With our next pick we have Tommy Lee of Team Mötley Crüe!”
Down the aisle with a drumset on wheels is Tommy Lee. Tommy plays a rocking drum solo as he makes his way down the aisle. He hits one last blast as he reaches the ring and springs up to the ring.
TL – “Team Crüe picks from the McAuley Shenker Group, Michael Shenker and his blazing guitar power!!”

With pick #3 Team Crüe picks Michael Shenker of MSG

We see Michael Shenker at the top of the ramp holding his signature Flying V Guitar. He plays a blistering solo as he makes his way to the ring. The crowd is amazed by the powerful solo. They loudly cheer as he ends the solo and enters the ring. Commissioner Glarms is waiting at the podium with the next envelope. He opens the envelope.

 

SJG – “With pick #4 we have David Coverdale of Whitesnake!!”
David Coverdale appears at the top of the ramp with a woman on each arm. The crowd cheers as they make their way to the ring. The women hold the ring-ropes for Mr. Coverdale as he enters the ring.
DC – “Thank you everyone! With this pick, Team Whitesnake picks Jason Bonham of Bonham. He is son of rock royalty and this second generation star will help us to victory.

With pick # 4 Team Whitesnake picks Jason Bonham of Bonham

Jason Bonham runs to the ring like a man on fire. He hits the ring and embraces David Coverdale. The crowd loves the choice! Once again we join the Commissioner at the podium.

 

SJG – “With pick #5 we have George Lynch of Dokken. We see George Lynch at the curtain with his guitar. Suddenly from behind we see Don Dokken attack George Lynch with ferocity. He throws Lynch from the stage, where he lands on a pile of tables and crashes through them. We have our first fecal chant!!

Holy shit!!!
Holy shit!!!
Holy shit!!!

Don Dokken makes his way to the ring gloating as George Lynch lays bleeding in a pile of broken tables. The crowd loves it!!!
DD – “It’s my band bitch, don’t ever forget it. With my first pick for Team Dokken… Jake E Lee from Badlands, a truly great guitarist and one without a large head wound!!”
The crowd goes wild!!!

With pick #5 Team Dokken picks Jake E Lee from Badlands

Jake E Lee is on the ramp with his Guitar. He stands over George Lynch and plays Taps before moving to the ring. The crowd loves this and goes absolutely crazy. Commissioner Glarms is at the mic.

 

SJG – “With the sixth pick and last of the first round, we have Bret Michaels of Poison.”
Bret Michaels appears on the stage. He is on a Harley! He rides to the ring. The crowd loves Bret. He parks the bike and makes his way into the ring.
BM – “With the last pick of the first round Team Poison selects Jack Russell of Great White!”

With pick #6 Team Poison selects Jack Russell of Great White

Here comes Jack Russell. He is laser focused and hits the ring running. The crowd is thrilled with the pick and they cheer loudly. Commissioner Glarms stays next to Team Poison at the podium. As Jack Russell joins Bret, the Commissioner takes the mic at the podium.

 

SJG – “Ok Team Bon Jovi, you may now make the next pick for your match in the Three Kings Series!”
JBJ – “That is awesome, Commissioner! With our final pick we choose, Sebastian Bach of Skid Row!”

With pick # 7 Team Bon Jovi selects Sebastian Bach of Skid Row, Completing Team Bon Jovi

Sebastian Bach is here on the stage. He is with Ricky, Bubbles and Julian of the Trailer Park Boys. Sebastian has a huge spliff which he lights and hands to Ricky. Ricky puffs away and gives the large hooter to the crowd. An odd Fecal Chant begins…
That’s good shit!!!
That’s good shit!!!
That’s good shit!!!

Baz and the boys make their way to the ring. As they reach the ring, Sebastain enters and the Boys shake hands in the crowd. The Commissioner calls Team Kiss to the Podium.

 

SJG – “With our next pick we have Team Kiss!”
Gene Simmons confers with Dee Snider and takes the mic at the podium.
GS – “With our final pick, we will stick with the elders of rock. We pick Kevin Dubrow of Quiet Riot!!”

With pick #8 Team Kiss selects Kevin DuBrow of Quiet Riot, Completing Team Kiss

We see Kevin Dubrow wearing the iconic Quiet Riot mask at the top of the ramp. The crowd really likes this pick. The charismatic front man wows the crowd as he works his way to the ring. He enters the ring and joins his team. High fives all around!! Commissioner Glarms calls Team Crüe to the podium.

 

SJG – “Team Crüe is on the clock. You have 2 minutes!”
Tommy Lee and Michael Shenker talk it over and come to a quick decision.
TL – “With Team Crüe’s final pick we select the coolest stage name in the business, Jizzy Pearl of Love/Hate!! Come on down Jizzy!!”

With pick #9 Team Crüe selects Jizzy Pearl of Love/Hate, Completing Team Crüe

Here comes Jizzy!! The crowd is really loving that pick. The crowd as a whole is about to blow. What a climactic pick!! Jizzy slowly makes his way down the ramp to the ring. The crowd chants…
Jizzy!!
Jizzy!!
Jizzy!!
Jizzy!!
Jizzy!!

Commissioner Glarms calls Team Whitesnake to the podium, as the crowd finally calms down.

 

SJG – “Team Whitesnake, you are on the clock. You have two minutes!”
David Coverdale and Jason Bonham discuss the pick. Coverdale heads to the podium with only seconds to go on the clock.
DC – “With our final pick, we want to keep this team international. We pick Canadian powerhouse Brian Vollmer of Helix!”

With pick #10 Team Whitsnake selects Brian Vollmer of Helix, Completing Team Whitesnake

Brian Vollmer makes his way down the aisle. The Trailer Park Boys make their way out of the crowd to welcome one of their favorite artists, as he walks to the ring. The Boys lift Vollmer to their shoulders and carry him the rest of the way to the ring. The crowd loves the Boys and Helix!! Commissioner Glarms is at the podium again.

 

SJG – “For the last picks, we will shake things up a bit. We will give team Dokken the chance to pick both their last teammate and their first match-up, as well as match type. Team Dokken, you are on the clock. You have two minutes!!”
Don Dokken and Jake E Lee talk it over. Don Dokken comes to the mic.
DD – “Firstly, we would like to pick David Roach of Junkyard! For our match, I have always wanted to slap the piss out of David Coverdale, so we choose Team Whitesnake!! As for match type, we choose a tables, ladders and chairs match”
The crowd is stunned! Here comes another Fecal Chant…
Holy shit!!!
Holy shit!!!
Holy shit!!!

With the choice to pick teammate and opposition Team Dokken selects David Roach of Junkyard, Completing Team Dokken and to face Team Whitesnake in the first match: Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match

The two teams stand face to face. There appears to be no love loss here. This is gonna be a great match. Commisioner Glarms calls Team Poison to the podium.

 

SJG – “With the final pick of the team selection and match-up Team Poison is on the clock. As a bonus for being the final pick. you will also pick the stipulation or kind of match you will have You have two minutes.”
Quickly Bret Michaels goes to the podium.
BM – “With the final pick, we choose Joe Lesté of Bang Tango! Let’s here it for Joe!! For our match-up we feel strong with picking Team Kiss and it will be a steel cage match!!!”

With the final pick Team Poison picks Joe Lesté of Bang Tango, Completing Team Poison and to face Team Kiss in a Steel Cage Match

 

The last match will be Team Bon Jovi vs. Team Crüe as the finale of Holiday Havoc 2017 : The Three Kings Series
Stipulations and match type for the final match will be announced in match announcement

In the ring, Don Dokken attacks David Coverdale. This starts a chain reaction, now all the teams begin to fight. It is total chaos in the ring. We need security to get control here!!

That is all the time we have for tonight. We will see you for the first match December 16, 2017.

Team Dokken : Don Dokken(Dokken), Jake E. Lee(Badlands), David Roach(Junkyard)

vs.

Team Whitesnake : David Coverdale (Whitesnake), Jason Bonham(Bonham), Brian Vollmer(Helix)

 

in a TLC Match

 

Voting Closed

Voting ends December 13, 2017 at 8:00 am EDT

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

[Funk Meister Freud]

Gonna cast my vote in a minute but just wanted to let you know how much Housequake and me love these creative presentations of yours and the crazy entertainment value we get from reading them outloud. Heck, it’s gotten to a point where she can ‘vocalize’ your script in a hilarious and convincing fashion and we both recite the ‘crowd chants’ together.

 

These are gonna be some great match ups and we look forward to what’s in store! Thanks for the energy you put into these, bud! ” src=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/default_SA_biggrin.gif” />

[Nunchuck]

Hey there Rockers,

How about some Friday visual hints?? This weekend we have an artist three pack, as part of the Hair Rock Festival. It is the last pack before Holiday Havoc 2017 begins.

 

Let’s see how you all do with a little gif action…

 

Hint for song #1

 

 

Hint for song #2

 

 

 

Hint for song #3

 

 

 

 

Best of luck! Have a great Friday!! We’ll see you soon!!

 

 

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

[Funk Meister Freud]

Just need to be clear…… are these visual clues for a band already in the Tag Team matches or for another Hair Band outside the 18 mentioned for the Three Kings event?

 

Rock On!

[Author]

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