[zimbabwean]

Maybe SPF wasn’t referring to heat, but what it protects against. I’ve said too much already.

 

Guess I’ll just sit quietly in the arena, open another beer and try to unsee all the sunburns I’ve seen trying to solve this one!

[Nunchuck]

Hey there Rockers.

 

The weekend Has finally returned to the Funhouse!! No messing around this evening, as it is super late already. We have some great tracks for the peeps.

 

Here we go…

 

Song for Hint #1

Lou Bega – Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of…)

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/mambo-no-5-a-little-bit-o-r15836

Phase Shift Link –

https://www.dropbox.com/s/k5qbibxzx0kuyfu/Lou%20Bega%20-%20Mambo%20No.%205%20%28A%20Little%20Bit%20of…%29.rar?dl=1

 

Song for Hint #2

The Animals – We Gotta Get Out of This Place

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/we-gotta-get-out-of-this-place-r15835

Phase Shift Link –

https://www.dropbox.com/s/t2gtn8o6eqoisbb/The%20Animals%20-%20We%20Gotta%20Get%20out%20of%20This%20Place.rar?dl=1

 

Song for Hint #3

Bangups – Sunburnt Love

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/sunburnt-love-r15834

Phase Shift Link –

https://www.dropbox.com/s/29wpvy9rizc3aml/Bangups%20-%20Sunburnt%20Love.rar?dl=1

 

And a bonus track

Virgin Steele – Drive On Thru

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/drive-on-thru-r15833

Phase Shift Link –

https://www.dropbox.com/s/5l0udxc06u5xa67/Virgin%20Steele%20-%20Drive%20On%20Thru.rar?dl=1

 

And a few upgrades

Tony Carey – The First Day of Summer

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/the-first-day-of-summer-r11345

 

Metal Church – Badlands

RB3 Link –

http://customscreators.com/index.php?/page/index.html/_/badlands-r12108

 

Release Notes

Mambo No. 5 is a 90’s classic. This one will be a hit at all your RB parties.

 

We Gotta Get Out of This Place is the Animals at their best. I have wanted this one for a long time!!

 

Sunburnt Love is a song my wife loves. It is catchy track give it a play, you may dig it.

 

 

 

We only had one “Big Brain” this week.

 

TheSheepQueen (2)

 

 

Great job!!

 

Thank you to all thos e that played along

 

RockFight III starts next week!!

 

 

Have a great weekend! We’ll see ya soon.

 

Remember to Rock Out… Life is Short

 

 

 

 

 

 

[wingsoveramerica]

Another fantastic week! Thanks for all the great songs.

[wingsoveramerica]

By the way, is We Gotta Get Out of This Place the US or UK version? They’re completely different performances.

[Domino]

I just previewed “Bangups – Sunburnt Love” and the drums track only seems to be about 4 bars ahead of the audio.

 

Thanks for the other tracks, looking forward to playing the animals & Tony Carey

[EvilChameleon]

Man, you’re right, Mambo Number 5 will probably be played first next time we get together.

[Sygenysis]

You’re right, Sunburnt Love will get fixed in the morning.

[Nunchuck]

Hey there Rockers,

 

Voting for RockFight III has ended. Thank you for your time with the voting.

 

Sunburnt Love is fixed, sorry for the Boo-boo, yesterday was a super busy day!

 

The Animals was the US version.

 

RockFight III starts this week!!!

 

Are you Ready???

[zimbabwean]

Hell yeah!

 

And thanks for more great songs. Hours and hours go by, and I still haven’t even correctly got reductions going, and you(s) manage all this week after week. Cheers

[Funk Meister Freud]

Nice job with the latest releases guys. Good to have more Animals in game, we had a blast with Lou Bega’s “Mambo #5” and really loved The Bangups “Sunburnt Love” Thanks for turning us on to this very fun and energetic number! You be Rockin’ and Rollin’ it, man! ” src=”/wp-content/uploads/invision_emoticons/default_SA_biggrin.gif” />

[Nunchuck]

 

 

 

Welcome Rockers, Peeps and other Rock Band Freaks!!!

 

We are here at a packed RockFight Arena. The crowd is going crazy awaiting our first bout.

Tonight we will feature:

 

Warren Zevon
vs.
Hank Williams III

 

Our play-by-play announcer Gordon Caray is with Warren Zevon in the back. Let’s go to them live, where Gordon is standing by.

GC – “Gordon Caray here with songwriting legend Warren Zevon!”
“Welcome to the RockFight Arena, Warren. The crowd is really amped up here tonight. Is this what you expected?”
WZ – “Hey, Gordy! Have a drink with me! Tonight we celebrate!”
GC – “Sounds good to me. What are we celebrating?”
WZ – “Well, my victory of course! Once I vanquish this gutterbilly, I know this stripper that can do some awesome tricks with ping pong balls. We can have a few more drinks and check that out!”
GC – “I drink more than your average person, but you may want to be careful with Hank III. He is bad-ass. He has a huge following and I hear he has some backup in his corner!”
WZ – “Worry not, my friend! So, after the fight… drinks and ping pong balls?”
GC – “I wouldn’t miss it. Be careful out there!” “In my earpiece I’m told we are going to go to our color commentator “The Funk Master” Floyd Cooper, who is with Hank III. Take it, Funky One…”

 

 

We see our correspondent flamboyantly dressed as always, with a tie-dye Tuxedo??? He is standing by with what appears to be a very angry Hank III.

FM – “The Funk Master” here with Hank Williams III. He is not a happy man! Last week, he was hit by a liquor bottle and seems to have some hard feelings about it.” “Hank, what is your state of mind here on fight night?”
H3 – “I’m mighty pissed off… That is how I am! That son-of-a-bitch hit me with a whiskey bottle! Tonight he is gonna pay for that shit! I brought my friends, there won’t be no dirty tricks tonight! Warren, you better have your pain killers, my friend… you’re gonna need them! If you don’t like that you can kiss my ass!!”
FM – “Warren is a legend, and one sneaky dude at that! Don’t turn your back on him!”
H3 – “He better put his head between his legs and kiss his ass goodbye!!!”
Hank III drops the mic and walk away. This is gonna be a barn-burner!!!

 

Meanwhile, out front of the arena, we see the mysterious Cadillac pull in and park. Here we go again! Who is the man in that car? Why is he here? When will he make his intentions known?

 

 

Back in the arena, we scan the crowd and see many celebrities in attendance. We see ICP is in the house with their Juggalos. Actor Crispin Glover is here. Former champion Rex “Raw Sewage” Stewart is in attendance. The White family from West Virginia is here in the front row. Jesco, Mamie and Derkie have a huge Hank III sign. There’s also an entire section of cowboy hat wearing folks with Hank III shirts.

 

At ringside, we see RockFight officials Bob-Wayne Zim, Dom Epietro and SC Smith. Seated beside them are our ringside physicians Dr. Housequake MD and Celebrity “Dr. Feelgood” Spindoctor. In the the ring, we see referee “Bad Ass” Bobby Light checking the ring.

 

We go to ringside with our commentators Gordon Caray and “The Funk Master” Floyd Cooper.
GC – “We are here at ringside! The crowd is at a fever pitch! They want their RockFight and they want it now!”
FM – “This is going to be great! Hank is out for blood and he said he was bringing friends. I hope Warren is in tip-top shape or he is in big trouble!”
GC – “Whoa, did you see the beautiful sweater that young lady was wearing! Can I get another cocktail — STAT?”
FM – “You have to quit that Gordy, you are gonna get us in trouble again! Remember that time in Miami? You had to get the damn thing removed at the Hospital. Are you drunk again?”
GC – “We said we wouldn’t mention Miami again! I hear the entrance music for Warren Zevon! Let’s take a look.”

Warren Zevon walk down the aisle. He is actually walking well for someone that has had many, many drinks tonight already. He has a drink in one hand and a fresh bottle of liquor in the other. He climbs into the ring, raises his glass to the fans and sits in the corner. The crowd starts a Hank chant. A rain of bottles hit the ring, and Zevon. Security is out… we have bedlam already folks!!
The ringside doctors inspect Zevon’s injuries. They clear him to fight and the crowd cheers.

 

We have our first fecal chant

Holy Shit
Holy Shit
Holy Shit
Holy Shit

 

We have Hank Williams III entering the arena floor. He has a large entourage. Oh my god… It’s Johnny Cash, Bocephus, George Jones, David Allan Coe, Waylon Jennings and Merle Haggard. He has brought the legends of country with him. The crowd goes wild. Everyone is totally shocked.

 

They meet in the center of the ring with Referee Bobby Light and our ring announcer Towelie Buffer.

 

Towelie Buffer has the Mic in the center of the ring and begins to speak — “Are you ready… Now we Rock!!!”

 

 

TB – “Welcome to our bout for the evening! This is a no rules contest. Winner is the last man standing.” “In the red corner, we have a legendary songwriter and musician. Warren Zevon…. ZEVON!!!”

“and in the blue corner, accompanied by Country legends Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard, David Allan Coe, Waylon Jennings, George Jones and Hank Williams Jr… Third generation Superstar Hank Williams III… HANK!!!”

 

BL – “You boys know there are no rules! So get out there and Rock! We don’t wear no candy-ass gloves so you can touch fists if you want and get back to your corners and wait for the bell!”

 

No glove touch. A trickle of blood from the bottle storm runs down Zevon’s face. He now looks very pissed as well. Hank is still brooding and angry as ever, although kind of proud of his fans for the whole bottle incident.

 

GC – “The bell rings. Both men charge one another. They exchange punches. Zevon is down. Hank gloats to the crowd. Warren grabs that liquor bottle and stalks behind Hank. He hits Hank and he tumbles outside the ring. The country legends hit the ring. They start a boot party on Zevon. Security in the ring to break up the melee. Meanwhile, Derkie White has hopped the railing. He just gave some kind of capsules to Hank. Hank takes the mystery drug and washes it down with a beer. He hits the ring!”
FM – “I wonder what that was he just took.”
GC – “Ancient West Virginia secret I’d guess!” “Zevon is looking worse for the wear. Those legends really put the boots to him! He is a bloody mess. Hank motions to Johnny Cash, who hands him a large mirror. He shows Zevon his face, just before breaks the mirror over his head. Women at ringside cry! There is blood on the carpet! Hank stands tall over a bloody Zevon!”

Hank III smears Zevon’s blood on his face like war paint. Hank and the country legends stand tall as the crowd erupts!!!

GC – “Holy Cow!!!!!”

 

We have another fecal chant

Holy Shit!
Holy Shit!
Holy Shit!
Holy Shit!

 

We are all out of time for this episode… Join us Saturday and find out what will be the exciting conclusion!!

 

GC – “For “The Funky One”, I’m Gordon Caray. Goodnight from the RockFights Arena.

Have a few drinks and a good night everyone! We’ll se ya Saturday!!”

 

Always Remember to Rock Out Life is Short!!!

[Spindoctor]

I’m the one they call “Dr Feelgood”

I’m the one that makes you feel alright.

 

Great fight preview

 

Knock him out Hank

[Nunchuck]

Are you wondering about hints?

 

The hints this week are cleverly hidden within the write up for the fight.

The hints could be lyrics from song or some other thing that might lead you to the song title.

There are three tracks by the winner. You have all the clues you need to solve hints.

Let’s see how sharp you peeps are.

Good luck everyone!!

 

Rock on peeps !!

[zimbabwean]

Hank Williams III wins, and one of them songs is Country Heroes. Do I win a Stetson?

 

2. Pills I Took? And…

[Spindoctor]

Hank Williams. Kiss my Country Ass

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